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Ok first of all, we know we just met you, but we need to make sure that you know how to pronounce Buoy before we continue. BOO-EE. You guys are familiar with english right? Is this a word that no one ever sees spelled? Those are buoys down there.
So now that we're all on the same page, a little about these two gents. Jackson and Graham met when they were 12 and 14 years old, respectively. They were both lucky enough to be chosen as contestants on Nickelodeon's Legends of the Hidden Temple. They unfortunately lost on the first challenge where you have to cross that pool on a rope, but they did end up spending a lot of time together over at the craft services table. This is where their love of food first blossomed, and eventually grew into what you see before you today. Now that they're all grown up, they're much more interesting than they where when they were kids (which is the case with 100% of people), so read on to find out about the men they have become.
This is Jack Buoy. His real name is Jackson (as if you care) and he does all of the writing, hand modeling, and manages the Instagram account for the Brothers Buoy. He even wrote this thing that you're reading, as well as the blurb about Graham that is next to this one, so its almost like you're talking to him now, but still somehow not. Jackson is also the owner of a finger that has his own Instagram account, named Shit Cray Finger. He is in the photo above as well.
And here is Graham Buoy. He takes all of the beautiful photos on the site that you have already been telling your mom about. He even took that picture of Jackson over there, and until now you thought that was some Tiger Beat shit. He also manages the video production team and somehow still finds time to maintain that unbelievably coiffed hairdo. How he does all of these things is currently being studied by Science.
PRODUCER/MOTION GRAPHIC ARTIST
Eli joined the team back in April of 2016 and has regretted his decision every second of every day since then. Aside from providing his incredible skills with video production as well as motion graphics, Eli also adds a handsomeness factor that was sorely missing at Buoy HQ. Fun fact: that American flag will appear behind him whenever he is photographed. It's fucking insane.
Check him out on Instagram @someguyeli
THE BROTHERS BUOY
67 WEST ST. SUITE 707
BROOKLYN, NY 11222